Chileno – “You cook?”
GringaDchicureo – “Yes, but not well. God bless my family for eating whatever I put on the table.”
Chileno – “, but YOU cook”
GringaDchicureo – “Well yeah, no gourmet here, but I try.”
Chileno – ” Nobody cooks for you?”
GringaDchicureo – “Well the husband is too busy, but I am teaching the kids some basics so they can help out.”
Chileno – “Doesn’t your nana cook for you?’
[ Sound of vinyl record getting scratched as GringaDchicureo’s thought process comes to a screeching halt.]
GringaDchicureo – I don’t have a nana.
[Sound of a vinyl record getting scratched as the Chileno’s thought process comes to a screeching halt.]
It has taken me a while to adjust to people’s expectations of me here in Chile. My Europoean features and proficient English have branded me an ABC1. Our actual financial status is weird to be frank. On the exterior we lead quite a comfortable life. We do have all of our needs met and yet are drowning in debt. Yep, definitely a member of the middle class.
Regarding our official status as ABC1
Wikipedia on ABC1 http://bit.ly/XfH4K1
What do you call a person who graduated at the bottom of their class in medical school?” Answer – Doctor.
It isn’t enough that I look the part, but we live the part too. We live in the infamous suburb of Chicureo. What do I mean by “infamous”? Last year the international media had a field day with the residents of Chicureo’s treatment of the service industry aka “The Help”.
Huffington Post http://huff.to/WNT7n4
I have a friend who resides in the condo at the center of the controversy mentioned in the article. She, her nana and I had an open and honest discussion about their relationship and compared it to that of other employer/employee relationships they were familiar with. As expats new to the country we wanted to know if what we were seeing in the media was the standard or the exception. There was no consensus other than we , the ABC1 ladies of Chicureo, were perceived as “cuicas”. In Chile “Cuica” is a derogatory term which loosely translates to “snooty b****”, in Puerto Rico where I grew up it means “jump rope”. Yep, that was quite a leap.
Well brace yourselves Chile, this “cuica” cooks, cleans, raises children and as of late has held her own with some new found plumbing skills. Do I want a nana? No! I want a team of them and a chauffer and a tutor. Someone to cook for me, clean for me, drive for me, do homework with the kids for me so I can…. I don’t know… whatever it is that those giant billboards claim my fellow ABC1 ladies do all day.